He hee Ha haa Wooo.....Jokes!

Microsoft is trying to add some humor to its error messages in Windows 2000 and up. Here are a couple of examples:
* Printer not responding; Got a pen and paper handy?

* 3 things are certain in life: Taxes, death, and data loss.

Question: Why can't MICROSOFT built any cars?
Answer: Cause when an accident happens the airbag always asks: "Are you sure?"

Question: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

Answer: 3 years